Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Ms. Sterling

I never stoop to calling names, that's so un-enlightened. But I have taken one hit too many and even those gifted with a clean and calm spirit must stick up for themselves every once in a while. So in answer to Farrah's snide comment that I have a "pathetic life," I proudly say I would rather be pathetic than spiritually void as you are!

Further, I would like Dear Ms. Sterling to know that I am very much in the loop, I know exactly what is going on in Hollywood and who Britney Spears is and about her tour. I just choose to see you, Hollywood and Brit as her initials: B.S.

It's so obvious that you're all lost souls. Your charity, Project Premium Nugget? Dear, dear Farrah. There are more important things in life than ensuring that no rat dogs chihuahuas go hungry. Worrying about your tan or your "starving" canines is so trivial...

Lastly, Ms. Sterling, I am not uninformed about Hollywood happenings (how can I be working with you, Cleo, and Fredrica?). I simply do not feel that the new face or most recent scandal is significant in the grand scheme of things. So please, leave me and my personal interests out of your starstruck drama. Now I shall have a delicious cup of tea from my gorgeous glass teapot to rid me of this bit of negativity that has seeped into my life.

Peace, love, and feng shui,

Saige

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