Patchouli and Soy Candles

First of all I would like Farrah to know that I understand her frustration about me trying on her shoes. Secondly, I would like her to know that my feet did not smell. It's unfortunate that she is not a fan of Patchouli. Thirdly, I would like my dear Farrah to know that she must learn that shoes are of this earth, she can't take them with her to the other side so she really needs to just chillllll out and not be so attached.

Which brings me to the tragedies of last week. Both Farrah and Cleopatra have been consumed with grief, mourning the loss of our dear friends Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. They were so upset that they huddled in Cleopatra's home theater watching the Thriller video on repeat, drowning their sorrows in Chateau St. Michelle Eroica Riesling 2007.

I would like to give them some advice. Do as I have done. Contact Viva Swag's own travel guru, Kip Deshler, to help organize a journey that will center and direct your life in a more efficient manner. Try lighting a Lavender Soy Candle and looking over potential destinations and you will feel much more at peace than drinking until you pass out.