Light Emanating From Within

Heyyyyyyy. Soooooo, today when I walked up to my Yoga studio for my daily Iyengar Yoga class, I was met with quite a shocking scene. I saw that yesterday's surprise thunder and lightning storm had taken its toll. There was a tree lying across my spiritual haven and a note on the door that said "Class canceled due to extenuating circumstances." Not only that, Farrah Sterling was there. She was pacing back and forth, shouting crude words into her blackberry, saying her day was off because she was "missing #&^%$ yoga." This was the first time I'd ever seen Farrah at class. Odd. Well, anyway, trying to protect my own zen state, I tried to sneak away, but when she noticed me, she gave me a $50,000 smile (Botox really does do wonders) and motioned for me to wait for her. I just kept breathing and focusing, then, head held high and light emanating from within, I walked over.

Farrah proceeded to go on and on and on about the unfairness of life and then requested my feng shui services to "bring some sense into the insanity, dahling". I immediately knew the universe had put me in this position to help my fellow human being. I graciously accepted.

Farrah was thrilled that I was taking her case on and we hopped in her Maserati and flew over to Beverly Hills. Her estate was palatial and beautiful, but inside, her home was a jumbled mess. Energy was flowing in the entirely wrong direction and elements were placed in agitated combinations. Interestingly enough, I did spot some promise in her bar ware collection. Among throngs of crystal and even a diamond and emerald encrusted goblet I found a set of classic, stemless Riedel glasses. There was hope.

Unfortunately, I had an appointment with a Viva Swag client and had to run. But I will be back! Farrah's feng shui reconstruction is going to be quite the challenge and she needs me.